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psalmbadillo: So, our Armory was decorated with various thank yous from children last drill. I thought they were so sweet! And then I came upon this one: THOSE DAMN FRENCH So, naturally, this one is the company’s favorite. It’s taped up in the
Could you take a more f*cking boring picture of the stars please. (and then I see some asshat standing in the middle of the road staring up at the sky) what the f*ck could they be looking at? Orion? It’s only be there their whole life and they’re
Those who know, know that ancient languages (Phoenician, Hebrew, etc.) when spoken correctly and under the right conditions form letters in the sand, if they could use sound to write on sand and rock then they could absolutely write microscopic hieroglyph
So… basically i was right with the GITS movie, they turned into a mindless and basic sci-fi movie with your typical “i’m not a weapon, i’m a person” sort of. So we got this japanese chick called Motoko Kusanagi, and then she died, and
the-sharpie-klepto: childishflamingo: my favorite thing in stories is when the antagonist doesn’t die, but instead they realize they were being kind of a stupid dick (maybe because the protagonist saved them or something) and then they have to kind
zombiesandporn: childishflamingo: my favorite thing in stories is when the antagonist doesn’t die, but instead they realize they were being kind of a stupid dick (maybe because the protagonist saved them or something) and then they have to kind of
montypla: childishflamingo: my favorite thing in stories is when the antagonist doesn’t die, but instead they realize they were being kind of a stupid dick (maybe because the protagonist saved them or something) and then they have to kind of awkwardly
blobfossy: thegang-bangtheory: living the dream I watched this episode they had like a truck full of potatoes and dumped them down a hill and said that’s how many potatoes you consume in a year and she cried and then ran inside and ate more cheesy
potato
solluxsucksdick: funkies: rumour: is it true that girls have to be careful when they take baths because their vaginas can like swallow water or something and then get infected and then they can die or is that just a myth did you take sex ed in texas
just-shower-thoughts: Clouds are just like people, they drink water, they grow, they cry and then they die.
imagineyourotp: Imagine your OTP being teachers at a middle/high school. They’re really good friends (with the occasional not-so-subtle flirting) and their students see potential of the them being a thing. Their students drop hints every now and then
this was the most unaware bastion i’ve ever played with omg there was a widowmaker behind but i couldn’t type bc i was getting shot at but like how could they have not heard that there was no one else around
gaaraofsburbia: applecranberry: ruraljackdaw: thetowndrugdealer: *sucks guys dick**dies of nut allergy* did you know that proteins in brazil nuts can be transmitted sexually so if someone had an allergy and the guy had eaten brazil nuts then they
bootyscientist2: oak23: retentivehysteric: imagine being an elderly nun and katy perry tries to steal your house and then sings oh happy day at you while reading the lyrics off her phone and then sues you and then you die in court. they should replace
Sometimes it lasts in love but 99.999% of the time it hurts instead: Simon/Alisha “So, he’s gonna go back in time, he’s gonna fall in love with Alisha, and then she dies and they’re gonna be stuck doing it over and over and over again for
redgrieve: fluttertree42: why do people have quiet respectful funerals when i die i want my ashes mixed with glitter and packed tightly into a coffin and then they blow up the coffin with explosives so glitter rains down on the guests while blasting
thestray: Some kids outside are playing car accident. I wish I would’ve got some video, but they were both in the car then they made it tip over and they started screaming help and then one of them crawled out of the pretend wreckage and died on the
im-the-impala: percy-is-drowning: annabuttchase: imagine-your-fav-character: Imagine your favourite character singing in the shower and then slipping and knocking over all the shampoo and conditioner really loudly #dean did that once and died
austindame99: What do Sams old college friends even think happened to him? I mean he went on a road trip with his brother after his girlfriend died and then like 5 years later he’s a serial shooter on the news that died. twice.
fasterfood: sick of fake people. wtf. i was watching this movie the other day and this guy died in it, then i googled the actor and guess what? hes still alive. he didnt really die in the movie. disgusting
oddbagel: jaxtellerhelps: tuckedshirts: pretendersrpa: slippingintoacomabored: traumacomplex: no but imagine the tally marks turning black if their love is requited. and then imagine the tally marks becoming a scar when the one they love dies.
robbowmans: robbowmans: MY SISTER JUST GOT HIT ON BY THE CHEF AT THE RESTAURANT WE’RE AT VIA THE WAITRESS I’M DYING THE WAITRESS GOT MY SISTER’S NUMBER FOR THE CHEF AND THEN PROCEEDED TO GUSH ABOUT HIM TO MY SISTER AND THEN A SECOND WAITRESS
faeri-sami: And then, they both went to a date on a cat cafe. Also if someone knows the name of this ship is DESPERATELY need it right now ASAP so I can die happy. Buy me a coffee | Facebook | Instagram | Commissions Bonus : They’re not even
jennnalouisecoleman: allmymetaphors: when van gogh was out painting in a field some kids shot him by mistake while they were playing with their dad’s shotgun but he told everyone he shot himself so they wouldn’t get in trouble and then he DIED and
funkies: rumour: is it true that girls have to be careful when they take baths because their vaginas can like swallow water or something and then get infected and then they can die or is that just a myth did you take sex ed in texas
micahelcusbert: avatarious: you know an anime’s opening theme is really good when you don’t skip it and actually listen to it every episode #AND THEN THEY FUCKING CHANGE IT
smootymormonhelldream: solluxsucksdick: funkies: rumour: is it true that girls have to be careful when they take baths because their vaginas can like swallow water or something and then get infected and then they can die or is that just a myth did
bagmilk: when you start to get emotionally attached to a character and then they die
weedrichards: YOU KNOW THAT FEELING WHEN YOU FIND A NEW FAVORITE CHARACTER AND YOU CAN FEEL YOUR SANITY SLIPPING AWAY FROM YOU AS YOUR HEART BURSTS FROM YOUR CHEST AND YOU SCREAM THEIR NAME TO THE HEAVENS
childishflamingo: my favorite thing in stories is when the antagonist doesn’t die, but instead they realize they were being kind of a stupid dick (maybe because the protagonist saved them or something) and then they have to kind of awkwardly tag along
shercockandmycrotch: devilsdaydream: there were no digital effects used in that shot. they actually had David Bowie hanging upsidedown on this rig system with his boot glued to the brick. then they just flipped him around and were like, ok David, don’t
literallybyronic: childishflamingo: my favorite thing in stories is when the antagonist doesn’t die, but instead they realize they were being kind of a stupid dick (maybe because the protagonist saved them or something) and then they have to kind
And then they all died. The end.
tooquirkytolose: ok but did every kid have a certain historical time period that they were REALLY into?? like I was super into the california gold rush when I was 9 for no reason
mfpen: dehydratedshrimp: This is happening in my town BOOST THIS. Get a free pit bull today with medical records and all. Dont let em die the shelters full COME ON. Bay area to LA come help the dogs out ! Booost!!!!
pokemoncap: mstumpfig: pokemoncap: and then they both drowned. REST IN PIKACHUS THAT IS NOT WHAT HAPPENED ye it is they died RIP.
rumour: is it true that girls have to be careful when they take baths because their vaginas can like swallow water or something and then get infected and then they can die or is that just a myth
dean-winchester-is-batman: growleythehellhound: i dont think misha is a douche at all in this episode. he thinks he’s like bffs with j2 and they just ignORE HIM and it’s really sad and he’s all alone and then he dies bye
Dear diary, I’m not a believer. People are born, they grow old and then they die. That’s the world we live in, but how can I deny what’s right in front of me? Someone who never grows old, never gets hurt. Someone who changes in ways that can`t
fallenbadass: i love it when my friends watch a tv show i’ve already seen every episode of and they ask me if a certain character is going to die and i’m like no and then they get to the episode the character dies and i get to watch them fall apart
Sickened But Curious
notebooksandlaptops: Does anyone else have that one fanfiction that they’re dying to to write but it’s like, mega long and basically a whole universe, and then you’ve got head-cannons to go with that fanfiction and like fanfiction to go with that
irgendwoanders: Fawkes is a phoenix, Harry. They burst into flame when it is time for them to die, and then they are reborn from the ashes.
The Story of Romeo and Juliet Condensed Into a Single GIF
brittanyspierceisbetterthanyou: oh this is just two ‘friends’ planning to spend the rest of their lives together!, you know like ‘just friends’ do!, this isn’t even subtext! It’s not even maintext! It’s just text! They can’t be more
dominanttomkatt: thoughtkick: “When people are ready they change. They never do it before then, and sometimes they die before they get around to it. You can’t make them change if they don’t want to, just like when they do want to, you can’t
